Chapter Omega 13 has been observing the relatively dead zone of Minot, North Dakota for a few months and the boredom is killing them, figuratively …. maybe. Dan had been building weapon racks (a lot of them!) and practicing his wrestling moves, while others had been keeping their skills honed and ready for battle, or most likely a really vigorous scouting mission … at the local Hot Topic. Which has, on occasion, been almost successful, barely. Anyhow, little did our unsuspecting Hunters know that that their day was about to get better.
The Cipher had picked up an unusual occurrence at a nearby old folk home, Peters House of the Immaculate Colostomy Bag. Apparently, there was some sort of ruckus in the home that sounded odd … or at least odd enough to warrant a look see. So, the team loaded up in their beat up Aztec with barely enough room to hold them all and headed to the home to see if there was something supernatural about.
Upon pulling entering the home, Dan was hit right in the face with a fold up chair triggering his wrestling instincts and he immediately leapt into the fray. Reluctantly, the others joined trying to diffuse the situation. As it turns out, the elderly were missing all of their teeth and possessed advanced strength, agility, and endurance. Sure the missing teeth could be explained away normally, but when a granny with a coin purse flail whoops your ass, you best believe that this is something the Brotherhood should check out. Especially an Omega chapter.
The action grew intense as Dan ran back and forth asking if people submitted, and counting people out, always making sure both shoulders were on the mat (err, ground). The tide was turning against Omega 13 until Sera tagged in Dan who immediately went to work. He launched himself off of a desk and landed the (Old) People’s Elbow on the Coin Purse Amazon™ and beat here cleanly with a 1 .. 2.. 3!!!
The fight ended and Omega 13 asked around to see if anything unusual happened lately. A few more questions in and sirens were heard off in the distance. It was time to leave. They all filed out the door with Dan backing away hands held in victory. He thanked them all and told them to say their prayers and take their vitamins before disappearing into the Aztec, still singing his entrance music.
While in the car, the Cipher located a strange reading in a business district, meatpacking warehouse. There was supernatural activity afoot and they should investigate before calling in a higher level chapter. Sera took this opportunity to try and prove that her team (with her leadership) was able to handle bigger threats and needed to the higher than Omega. So, they quickly drove to the meatpacking district!
Once there, they quietly approached the warehouse only to be confronted by Mobster Tooth Faeries. These unseelie fae like to take teeth and trade them, using them like currency. They eventually want to move up to Chicago, into the big leagues. They only needed a couple more hundred teeth to join up. Luckily for them, some donors had just shown up. They pulled out their wands and shot at them with buckshot glitter.
Sparkling and furious, Omega 13 decided to take these buggers out. They closed in on them and began fighting the fae. Unfortunately, the little mobsters were armed with pliers and stole teeth more than fought. Outraged at the loss of teeth, the team fought even harder, attacking these half a foot tall critters in an epic battle that kind of looked like a kid playing with action figures. Although the fae gave as good as they got, they were defeated by formidable Omega 13!
Realizing that there was probably more Mobster Faeries in the warehouse, they decided to report in on what was going on like they were supposed to do. Dan kept whistling through his missing teeth and claiming he was like Mick Foley now, proud to be ruthless and toothless! Sera stared out the window and hoped this would not look too bad to the rest of the Brotherhood.